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::What
on Earth has he done now??!!!::
This
page is dedicated to John Walton: Clown of Crayola.
Due to the
shear number of events attributed to his person, this special
page pays homage to the man who is, John Walton....
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Name:
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John
Walton
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Age:
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Probably
won't make it past uni due to "irreparable damage to
certain organs of [his] body" according to Henderson
Hall Warden, Dr P R Philips.
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Position:
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Anywhere
were that girls and showers are found in the same place...
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Table
of Events to date:
| DATE |
EVENT |
REPORT/ACTION |
| 09.10.02 |
Naked
Shower on girls' floor of Henderson Hall |
Repremanded
by Hall Warden |
| 16.10.02 |
Following
a Crayola Court Ruling, Mr. Walton downed a pint through his
'bio-hazard' sock...this episode was witnessed by two bouncers,
who proceded to eject both him and his sock from the premises... |
Kicked
out of Osbournes for being drunk-in-charge of a sock |
| 21.10.02 |
Follow-up
to meeting with Warden regarding naked shower incident. |
view
warden's letter
(well worth a read!) |
| xx.xx.02 |
still
to happen...but it will... |
tbc |
| xx.xx.02 |
...as
will this one... |
tbc |

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